As put so modestly by his agent David Forest, “the King of today’s male erotic stars” Zeb Atlas will be doing double-duty on Sirius Radio on Tuesday December 11th, so plan your day accordingly. Zeb will start the day on the “Howard Stern Show,” which almost makes me want to run out and buy one of those contraptions that lets you pick up the satellite service. Almost. Zeb, who must be a glutton for punishment, will be on around 8:30AM Eastern. That’s 5:30 in the West, unless they have a West Coast feed, so there will be no partying the night before. That night, he’ll most probably be more comfortable in the company of the “Derek & Romaine” show, also on Sirius, on their OutQ Channel 109. Zeb will most likely be discussing his top-selling DVD with Mark Dalton, “Mark Meets Zeb: The Texas Two-Step,” a title which I have ridiculed since its inception, but shows you how much I know. Marina Pacific is its distributor, and they’re selling like hotcakes. Zeb is now in pre-production for his first “full gay sex feature,” which he will produce, direct, write, star in, and sell the lube for. I made the last one up. Anticipating your question, Zeb told me, “Viewers will see me venture into some new activities on film.” We’ll see. Zeb says of his appearance with Stern, “We’re both called ‘kings,’ so it should be quite a royal time.” Indeed. My friend Mark Kleim over at Lavender Lounge ran this item, adding “I would like to suggest that listeners should call in to both shows to beg Zeb Atlas to let his chest hair grow out!” Count me in!