What next? I’m afraid to ask…

We currently enjoy,in no particular order, feet, armpits, water sports, underwear, jock straps, and now, readers, may I present, farting. Yes, college kids, the BigDikFactory has added farting to the list of fetishes, presented by “super hot jock Joe Fartanello .” I’m not making this up. The house director, the inimitable Toby Ross, says the first DVD is now in production, titled “I Never Promised You a Rose Garden,” and promised us there would be no scratch-and-sniff cards. “I think that’s overdoing it,” Toby said, tongue firmly implanted in cheek, let us hope. He did say the the DVD will not be just a “fart marathon,” saying “That shit could kill you.” It will consist of regular stories that have “embedded comical fart snippets” in them. When asked about “regular stories,” Toby said, “We have a gay kid who is in love with the hetero college prankster, the prankster wants nothing to do with our gay boy until one day, he cuts a deal with him. ‘You can suck me as long as I can fart while you do that,’ so it happens, and as the action goes on and the prankster cuts the cheese while being sucked, they both get engulfed in the raunchiness of this trip but from two different perspectives.” Sounds perfect for a pickup by the Family Channel. With their already being notorious for their big dicks, Ross says it makes sense that now the “big dicks and fart tornadoes go well together.” As he puts it, “I am into the psychological aspect of sex. Besides, we are based in Chicago,” Ross added. “They don’t call it the Windy City for nothing.” Did I day I don’t make this up. Look for the first of the new scenes on their website shortly.