The folks at Pitbull want you to meet…are you ready…the Tiger Tyson Car Freshener. I don’t make this up. This is, according to the press release, the first super-sexy car freshener of its kind, with “…no other black or Latino porn stars who can lay claim to this honor.” I will add that, to my knowledge, there are no porn performers, period, who have car fresheners with their likeness. Pat at Pitbull was asked just what the…er, aroma, was, and she said, ““It smells like a tiger, of course! No, honestly, it smells like the ocean. Tiger scent was a bit too gamey.” JC Adams questioned whether it, perhaps, wreaked of “smegma.” So now we at last know just what the popular Tiger Tyson smells like. The ocean. Hey, Christmas is coming, and they’re only $3.95 (free with every movie order at their website ), so, buy a bunch.
