Even Michael Lucas’ PR guy Patrick concedes that items about Lucas’ new Rauch film titled “Farts!” will no doubt say something about Lucas “tooting his own horn.” Aaah, but not here. No sir. “Farts!,” and make sure you use that exclamation point, is the first in Lucas’ new line, and their “filthiest, kinkiest release to date,” and, even for Lucas, that’s saying something. With the movie that focuses on “talking buttholes” (I don’t make this up), it features the sexually depraved Lucas, along with Nick Capra, Jason Crew, Sean Philips and Scott Spears, among others. Danny Delta gets pumped full of hot air by Jason Crew (does anyone have the nerve to say, “You’re full of hot air?”…), Cam Casey “diddles his ass” with a banana, and then there are “gallons,” it says here, of piss drinking, “squirtacular” enemas, and, of course, farts. This family fun-fest is only available in a Director’s Cut version, and should be available for sniffing…er, ordering…on Lucas’ site.
